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Jokes #4
Acceptable
uses
of
the
"F"
word.
In
case
there's
anyone
out
there
who
has
forgotten
these.
There
are
only
ten
times
in
history
the
"F"
word
has
been
acceptable
for
use:
10.
"What
the
f___
was
that?"
-
Mayor
of
Hiroshima,
1945
9.
"Look
at
all
them
f___ing
Indians!"
-
Custer,
1877
8.
"Any
f___ing
idiot
could
understand
that."
-
Einstein,
1938
7.
"It
does
so
f___ing
look
like
her!"
-
Picasso,
1926
6.
"How
the
f___
did
you
work
that
out?"
-
Pythagoras,
126
BC
5.
"You
want
WHAT
on
the
f___ing
ceiling?"
-
Michelangelo,
1566
4.
"Where
the
f___
are
we?"
-
Amelia
Earhart,
1937
3.
"Scattered
f___ing
showers....My
ass!"
-
Noah,
4314
BC
2.
"Aw
c'mon.
Who
the
f___'s
going
to
find
out?"-
Bill
Clinton,
1999
And
number
1
1.
"I
really
didn't
think
they'd
get
this
f___ing
mad."
-
Osama
bin
Laden,
9/12/01
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A: Vampire only sucks blood at night.
Q: Why do you always find things in the last place you look?
A: Duh!
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